he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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