I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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