and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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