rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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