Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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