I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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