just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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