We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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