I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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