How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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