Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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