I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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