that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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