Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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