cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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