i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
