talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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