How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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