Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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