and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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