just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
