i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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