It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
