just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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