I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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