Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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