there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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