So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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