are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I wish you could order shots online.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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