doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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