I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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