return my video game
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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