Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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