Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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