Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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