Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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