You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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