So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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