We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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