very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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