If that was your dad, he is hot
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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