yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think pants incapable of making pants work
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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