what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
wow bdsm is so cute
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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