i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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