New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just found puke in my bra..
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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