so that wasnt chicken after all
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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