I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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