I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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