I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
