My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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