Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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